Blotter o’ the Week: A man was playing video games in his bedroom when he noticed a man in a white hat peeking through his half-closed bedroom door masturbating. The man asked if the stranger was there visiting his roommate, to which he replied, “No, I am here for you,” before fleeing the building.
Police met up with campus security one evening regarding an act of vandalism on campus. According to an incident report, the man was spotted repeatedly punching a blue car. The car’s owner reported that he discovered his vehicle covered in trash, with dents along the passenger side door. When asked by an officer why he had attacked the vehicle, he told police that he thought it was his car, adding that he had been drinking and was “a little trashed.”
A collision center opened up shop to find that all 21 vehicles parked behind the business were unlocked and appeared to have been tampered with.
A NASA employee lost her purple handbag during the eclipse. Hopefully, won’t have to wait until 2024 to see it again.