Blotter o’ the Week: In a crime that would make the Penguin proud, a woman threw several umbrellas at an employee inside a dollar store before fleeing. Store security then followed the woman outside where she bit the guard on his hand.
A man made an aboutface as he exited a bar and began aggressively approaching an officer with his arms extended “like an airplane,” according to an incident report. The not-so-friendly flier shouted “Why am I kicked off the corner?” before a woman approached and offered to guide the man home. The man declined the help, saying he wanted a beer before emptying his pockets and removing his shoes in front of the officer.
A man returned home to find his bedroom destroyed and two of his son’s friends sleeping on the floor. Inside the home, police found broken potted plants on the floor, along with a shattered chest of drawers and 20 holes that appeared to have been punched into the wall. Soon, police noticed the smell of smoke inside the home, and the father opened the oven