I miss Pizza Man real bad. It’s got me real sad. Never forget.
Jeff Sessions, you’re a senile, backwards old fart. They’ve got nursing homes you can go to. You can put that in your pipe and smoke it.
We have an epidemic here in the Midlands. It affects mostly women. I think it’s called lard ass.
Hey GEICO, Washington crossing the Washington Turnpike? That really is annoying.
What’s on my mind is how people is going to jail over simple s#!t in the state of South Carolina, such as marijuana. But you’ve got people out here killing dogs, killing deer, killing bears, killing our wildlife. And you’re telling me y’all ain’t got s#!t else better to do than take people to jail over simple marijuana?
Free Times will call any sort of garbage serious art as long as it’s sensational, s#!tty and safely left wing.
What’s on my mind is how the state of South Carolina is taking our taxes and doing whatever they want