It was a real topsy-turvy year for America. It seems like not a day went by when a revered celebrity, well-respected artist, or elected official wasn’t outed as some perverted nightmare person. So let’s take this opportunity to celebrate the old-fashioned crooks and drunkards who remained true to themselves and never tried too hard to hide their criminal antics.
A $3,500 check made out to “McMaster for Governor” was discovered on a sidewalk downtown. Money well spent.
Police responded to calls regarding a man vandalizing property. Upon arrival, an officer met the man who stated, “I’m racist,” while spouting several slurs. In addition to his verbal escapades, the man painted swastikas and “Satan is love” along the condos where he lives.
A man with a portrait of Hitler tattooed on his body was cited for drinking a beer in Marion Square one evening.
A suitcase filled with 30 pounds of copper piping was discovered behind a doctor’s office.
While cleaning, hotel staff found a 23-gram bag of cocaine that a former guest had left behind